so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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