Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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