so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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