Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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