Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!