just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
MIDGETS
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We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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