Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
This girl is more easily done than said...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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