I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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