once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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