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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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