Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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