Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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