you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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