do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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