i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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