Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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