i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
look no pants
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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