3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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