Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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