Sry I called you an 8
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize