My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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