went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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