It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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