READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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