love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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