we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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