her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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