your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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