erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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