You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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