I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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