I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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