Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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