Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
