I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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