Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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