i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
His nipple licking is glorious
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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