How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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