I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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