I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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