DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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