i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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