i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
