I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The adults are the big ones right?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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