My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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