so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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