need another drink. this is the easiest way
420 ftw
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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