I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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