Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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