Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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