ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
