I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.