I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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