They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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