As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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