Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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