So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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